Joe Callan

art, writing, design, fiction, smut, fantasy, stupidity


a hack you know and love

has been playing around on the internet for 25 years. He had his first webpage on AOL in 1998. In 2003, he started his media career with copy about the suburban and rural northeast. He has worked in regional and trade magazines, big-four book publishing, web, print, and product design. He likes to be loosely opinionated and have fun being silly.


art is 90% doing the thing

has been admiring curvy shapes inside of clothing from before he would be in trouble for it. He has an surreal fascination with magical and powerful women, sentient objects (especially clothing) and the idea of extra-human intelligences reshaping our lives. These themes typically comes through in the playful and supernatural themes in his art.

i flood the earth